Saturday, January 28, 2006

YUM CHA CLUB - E s t a b l I s h e d M a y 9 t h 2 0 0 4







The first rule of Yum Cha Club is:
DO NOT TALK ABOUT YUM CHA CLUB

The second rule of Yum Cha Club is:
DO NOT TALK ABOUT YUM CHA CLUB

The third rule of Yum Cha Club is:
EVERYONE MUST YUM CHA ON THEIR FIRST DAY



Other rules...

  • Yum Cha Club takes place on the first Sunday of every week. Yes Every Week.
  • Yum Cha Club takes place in China Town – However, kick-off takes place at The Royal George at about 11:00am.
  • The Founding Club Members attend every week – there will always be a party to Yum Cha with.
President
Mr John Travolta*

Vice Presidents
Mr Nicholas O’Neill*
Ms Kate Hedley*
Ms Jane Hedley*

FOUNDING MEMBERS:
Jane Hedley -- Joseph Pole -- Nicholas O’Neill -- Kate Hedley -- Tim O’Neill

YUM CHA CLUB MEMBER PSEUDONYMS:

On becoming a new member your Yum Cha pseudonym must be established on your first day.
Every member must assume their Yum Cha pseudonym on arrival to restaurant each week. The new-comers must choose a name which must be approved before the consideration of custard tarts on there first sititng.

For reference to the Yum Cha pseudonyms already granted refer to blog on YUM CHA pseudonyms.

DRESS CODE:

Must be compliant with respective Restaurant Dress Code
Must not attend in clothes worn Saturday night
ATTENDEES MUST NOT GO DIRECTLY FROM OUT TO YUM CHA.

ONE MORE RULE:
Must worship the God of Yum Cha John Travalto
Favourite Dishes: Peking Duck, Combination Omlette, Diced Steak with honey and black pepper.

POINT SYSTEMS ARE IN PLACE.


*John Travolta is not aware of his association with Yum Cha Club

*Nicholas O’Neill AKA Vanilla Sky
*Kate Hedley AKA MoonSun
*Jane Hedley AKA Phoenix Rising



Assume nothing.... consume everything..... YUM CHA CLUB!!

1 Comments:

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